i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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