I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
The ass gains better be worth it
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