Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
then he tried to convert me to islam
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
