I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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