I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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