some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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