I wish I could punch you in the face.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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