I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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