Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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