is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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