How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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