yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You pole danced in your parka.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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