why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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