I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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