i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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