I hope mine doesn't look like that
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
