Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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