Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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