shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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