who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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