In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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