Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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