Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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