Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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