So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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