Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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