Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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