The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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