I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize
