Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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