Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
The ass gains better be worth it
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