This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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