By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just gargled with NyQuil
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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