when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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