people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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