But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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