carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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