I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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