have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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