one two three fourrrrnication!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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