Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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