do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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