Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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