i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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