I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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