that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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