As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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