i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Randomize
