Apparently you make a good broom.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
