he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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