The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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