Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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