please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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