I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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