we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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