The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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