This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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