i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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